Chip Douglas quotes
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Hard to believe they got the floors cleaned in here after what happened:Steven:"what happened?"?...they had alot of cats.
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Oh, Billy!
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Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boy, bad boy. Watcha gonna do?
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Could you scoot over just a tad, thanks.
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I just wanted to be your friend...but I screwed it up.
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I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable!
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I learned the facts of life, by watching the facts of life.
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Someone has to kill the baby sitter!
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Ok i'm takin off.... See ya..... b y e........
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I just wanted to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!
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Hail to thee fair wench does thoe have a mug of ale for me and me mate for he hast been pitched in battle for a fortnight and hast a kings thirst for the frosty brew
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[Lisping] You stupid son of a bitch.
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WOW, nice jump, Spiderman!
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You know, the problem with real life is, there's no danger music [begins humming]
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[Whispers] Am I really your buddy?