quotes

View Quote [While electrocuting Loki] Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more.

View Quote What would you like me to say, hmm? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or would you like me to go farther than the past two days?

View Quote There was one time when we were children, he... he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "BLERGH, IT'S ME!" And he stabbed me. We were eight....at the time. [Loki smiles fondly at the memory]

View Quote [Sees Valkyrie's tattoo] My God, you're a Valkyrie! You know, I always wanted to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all...women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women, sometimes a little too much. Not even in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. [Valkyrie looks at him] It's about time. [Gives her a thumbs-up]

View Quote She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.

View Quote [As his gladiator arena opponent is revealed to be the Hulk] YEEEEES!!! We know each other! He's a friend from work!

View Quote [To Hulk] So much has happened, since I last saw you! I lost my hammer... like, yesterday. So that's still pretty fresh.

View Quote [Guessing a password to the Quinjet's computer] Ugh. Damn you, Stark. Point Break.