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[Thor arrives at the Asgardian Palace to see a giant statue of Loki and the crowd watching a play re-enactment of Loki's death]
Loki Actor: Oh, Brother. This is it. I take my leave.
Thor Actor: You fool, you didn't listen!
Loki Actor: I'm sorry.
Thor Actor: Lady Sif, get help!
Sif Actress: [Runs] Somebody, help!
Loki Actor: Sorry for all I've done.
Thor Actor: Shh. It's all right. Hold on.
Loki Actor: I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.
Thor Actor: [Sobbing] They'd be lucky to have you!
Loki Actor: I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself.
Thor Actor: I know.
Loki Actor: I'm a trickster!
Thor Actor: [Smiles proudly] Yes, so mischievous!
Loki Actor: Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.
Thor Actor: It was a wonderful joke.
"Odin": [Loki is disguised as Odin, watching the play with immense glee] 'Twas indeed hilarious.
Thor Actor: You are the savior of Asgard.
Loki Actor: Tell my story.
Thor Actor: I will.
Loki Actor: Build a statue for me.
Thor Actor: We will build a big statue for you.
Loki Actor: With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
Thor Actor: [Sobbing] I will tell Father what you did here today.
"Odin": [Whispering] I didn't do it for him.
Loki Actor: I didn't do it...for him.
[Loki Actor "dies" as the choir sings chorus]
Thor Actor: [As hammy as humanly possible...for an Asgardian, anyway] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Odin Actor: And so, Loki died of his wounds, giving his life for ours. He fought back those disgusting elves, he brought peace to the realm. [a blue boy appears on stage] Loki, my boy. 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield. On that day, I did not yet see in you, Asgard's savior. No. You were merely a little blue baby icicle... that melted this old fool's heart.


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