Toy Story 2 quotes
84 total quotesMrs. Potato Head
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Rex
Slinky
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Tour Guide Barbie
Woody
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Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair.
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
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Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the booT. FitS.
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Mr. Potato: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
Buzz: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
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Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
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Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!
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Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...
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Rex: How do we get inside?
Buzz : Use your head!
[Cut to the toys using Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
Buzz : Use your head!
[Cut to the toys using Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
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Slinky Dog: [when they come to Al's Toy Barn] Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.
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Slinky: Pardon me, gentlemen, but has any of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't--
Red Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't--
Red Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!
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Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.
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Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
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Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
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Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's--
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.