Toy Story quotes

49 total quotes

Buzz Lightyear
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Woody
Woody's pullstring quotes

View Quote (insanely) Gone! It's all gone! All of it's gone! Bye-bye! Whoo! See ya!

View Quote (screaming at Buzz) You are a toy-y-y-y!!

View Quote (weeping) But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but the hat...

View Quote Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Good.
Buzz: [darkly] But we're not on my planet. Are we?
Woody: No.
[Buzz starts beating up Woody]

View Quote Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

View Quote Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!

View Quote Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
Squeaky Aliens: [pointing up] The Claw!
1st Alien: The Claw is our master.
2nd Ailen: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.

View Quote Hamm: So where are you from, Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz: Well no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
[long pause]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: [Mr. Potato Head has put his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reflects a famous Picasso work] Hey Hamm, look at me! I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

View Quote Rex: [about Sid] I thought he was at summer camp?
Hamm: They must have kicked him out early this year.

View Quote Rex: [drops down in front of Woody] Ro-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!!!
Woody: [distracted] How you doing, Rex?
Rex: [desperate] Were you scared? Tell me honestly!
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

View Quote Rex: Hey guys, RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this was no accident!
Rex: What?
Bo-Peep: What are you saying?
Mr. Potato Head: I'm saying that "Humpty Dumpty" was pushed...by Woody!
Bo-Peep: What?!
Woody: Oh, come on now, you don't think I really meant to kill Buzz, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, backstabbing murderer!

View Quote Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [plucks off his moustache and tosses it aside]