Toy Story quotes

View Quote Woody: Hey guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no-no-no-no. Buzz, look! An Alien!
Buzz: Where?!
Woody: [slaps knees and laughs breathlessly]

View Quote Woody: Hey who's got my hat?
Shark: [wearing Woody's hat] Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody: [laughing sarcastically] A-ha...A-ha...Gimme that!

View Quote Woody: Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip (adhesive tape)?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!

View Quote Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y! Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, but I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.

View Quote Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. We'd all like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're welcome.

View Quote [Buzz is muttering things into his "mission log"]
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Woody: Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talking about?!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!
[long pause; Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded]
Woody: [exploding with rage] You...are...a...toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well good riddance, ya loony!

View Quote [Listening to the baby monitor to track Andy's Christmas presents]
Woody: [teasing] Buzz, you're not worried, are you?
Buzz: No, no, no. [pause] Are you?
Woody: [jovially] Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
[the sound of barking is suddenly heard over the baby monitor]
Andy: Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz exchange nervous smiles]

View Quote [Sid is about to light the rocket Buzz is attached to]
Woody: [through voice box, without having his string pulled] Reach for the sky-y-y-y-y!
Sid: [walking over to investigate] Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
Sid: It's busted.
Woody: [through voice box] Who are you calling busted, buster?
[Sid reacts, disturbed]
Woody: That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips. We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or ripped apart.
Sid: "We"?
Woody: That's right, your toys.
[all the mutant toys come to life and surround Sid, who is terrified]
Woody: From now on you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [spinning his head around] We toys can see e-e-e-every-y-ythi-i-i-ing. [comes to life] So play nice.
[Sid runs away, screaming in terror]

View Quote [Sid's little sister Hannah is playing tea party with a dressed up Buzz]
Buzz: [through voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!
Hannah: Really? That is so-o-o-o-o interesting. Would you like some more tea, Mrs. Nesbitt? It's so nice you could join us on such late notice. What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.

View Quote [Woody and Buzz are attached to a rocket that is about to explode]
Woody: Aaaagh! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today!
[Buzz opens his wings, freeing himself and Woody from the rocket before it blows to pieces; they begin to glide through the air]
Woody: Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying! This is falling, with style!
Woody: To infinity and beyond!

View Quote [Woody is trapped in a box in Sid's room, whilst Buzz is strapped to a rocket]
Woody: Hey Buzz, get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me! [Buzz looks away, depressed] Oh, come on Buzz, I... I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: [pitiful] I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Sure you can, Buzz, you can get me outta here. And then I'll get that rocket off you, and we can make a break for Andy's house!
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody: Buzz, you've had a big fall, you're must not be thinking clearly...
Buzz: No Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger, I'm just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy.
Woody: Whoa, wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a "Space Ranger."
Buzz: Yeah, right.
Woody: No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy.
Buzz: But why would Andy want me?
Woody: [incredulous] Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up its moving parts just to be you! You've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that, that whoosh thing! You are a cool toy! As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I do is... [yanks his pullstring] Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

View Quote Don't you get it?! [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbitt!

View Quote Years of academy training, wasted!

View Quote [after witnessing Sid blow up a toy] Buzz: I could've stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.

View Quote [Buzz deploys his wings] Hamm: Wow, Impressive wingspan! Very nice.
Woody: Oh, what? Wha-a-a-a-t? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No you can't.
Buzz: Uh, yes I can.
Woody: You can't!
Buzz: Can!
Woody: [poking Buzz's helmet] Can't, can't, ca-a-a-n't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.