Trading Places quotes

37 total quotes

Billy Ray Valentine
Louis Winthorp III
Others

View Quote [watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?

View Quote [while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] We can make it, baby! Me and you!... You BITCH!

View Quote [[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!

View Quote He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard.

View Quote Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.

View Quote I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

View Quote When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.