Glen Whitmann quotes

View Quote Maggie!... No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.

View Quote SHUT UP, GRANDMA!!

View Quote GRANDMAMA, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!

View Quote That killer robot is really distracting!

View Quote So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the Internet! Who hasn't?! Who hasn't?!

View Quote [To FBI agent during interrogation] Hey man, I'm still a virgin.

View Quote [while he and Maggie are being arrested by the FBI] Get off the carpet! My grandmama don't like anyone on her carpet, especially police!

View Quote [while he and Maggie are in the interrogation room] You want that piece? [reaches for last donut] Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's going to happen. They're going to come through that door, and play good-cop, bad-cop. Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty. I ate the whole plate—the whole plate, okay? So me and you, they walk through that door, you don't say nothin'.