Bobby Bolivia quotes
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[after Bumblebee has made a loud noise and blown out every car window on the used car lot] Four thousand!
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Hey, Mammy! [his mother flips him off] Oh, don't be like that! If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. See, she deaf. [laughs obnoxiously]
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Let me tell you something, Sam. Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
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Drivers don't pick their cars. Mmm-mm. The cars pick their drivers. It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
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Well, sometimes the car picks a driver with a cheap-ass father.
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Well, it's your first car, I wouldn't expect you would know.
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Bobby Bolivia, just like the country, except without the runs.
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Hey, Manny! Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit, he's gonna have a heat stroke again... scaring white folks.