Where the hell's Fiji? Near Florida?
Yeah.
This is us...[guides finger halfway around ball]
and all the way around here... Fiji. You can't get any further away before you start coming back.
Sylvia Look at what you've done to him!
I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place.
It was Dad. I swear! Dressed like a homeless man. And you know what else was strange? A business man and a woman with a little dog came out of nowhere and forced him onto a bus.
Well! It's about time they cleaned up the trash downtown before we become just like the rest of the country.
For God's sake, Chris! The whole world is watching. We can't just let him die in front of a live audience!
He was born in front of a live audience.
Lauren, right? It's on your book.
Lauren Lauren. Right. Right.
Well, I'm Truman.
Lauren Yeah. I know. Look, Truman, I'm not allowed to talk to you. You know.
Yeah, well, I can understand, I'm a pretty dangerous character.
Blocked at every turn. Beautifully synchronized, don't you agree?
Meryl You're blaming me for the traffic?
Should I?
Meryl Truman, let's go home.
You're right. We could be stuck here for hours. It could be like this all the way to Atlantic City. Let's go back. I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me.
Meryl Truman, can you slow down?
Yes, I can.
Meryl Truman. Truman, that's our turnoff.
I changed my mind. What's New Orleans like this time of year? Mardi Gras, woooooo! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! Whoooohoo! Look, Meryl! Same road, no cars. It's magic! Hahaha!
Meryl You let me out, Truman. You're not right in the head! You want to destroy yourself, you do it on your own!
I think I'd like a little company.
I want to be an explorer, like the Great Magellan.
Oh, you're too late! There's nothing left to explore!
[Meryl is describing a product] Truman: Who are you talking to?
I am The Creator - of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
Then who am I?
You're the star.
Was nothing real?
You were real. That's what made you so good to watch.
The sponsors are threatening to rip up their contracts!
Why? We're getting higher ratings for this graphic than we've ever had on this show.
You want another slice?
No, I'm OK.
What else is on?
Yeah, let's see what else is on.
Where's the TV guide?
[credits roll]