Truman Burbank quotes

View Quote In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

View Quote The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!

View Quote Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

View Quote [Sailing away in the artificially roughened winds and seas] Is that the best you can do? You're gonna have to kill me! [sings] What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mor-nin'!

View Quote [to Meryl threatening him with a kitchen utensil] What are you gonna do? Grate me, slice me or dice me? There are sooo many choices.

View Quote [after startling two control room directors by seemingly talking to them, then easing their concerns by seeming to revert back to his eccentricity, whilst they look at their notes temporarily] That one's for free.

View Quote You never had a camera in my head!!