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Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!
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Oooh, right up the pooper!
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The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!
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There's times for falling apart, and there's times for gettin' funky. This is one of those funky times!
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They look at you and all they see is a threatening black man. They look at me and all they see are my full breasts and my narrow waist that tapers to my pert backside. It's just not fair.
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Too funky for myself.
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Who the hell are you, woman?! You're the Grim Reaper, ain'tcha?! I don't wanna go to hell!
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You mess with the 'fro... you got to go.
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You're so sweet. And cute, too, in a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
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Your body's slammin'. Let's get to jammin'.