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Caucasian overload! Caucasian overlord!
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Everything is "A party over here!" with you people, isn't it?
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Gimme a pillow case. I'm joinin' the Klan!
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Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!
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Holy Motown!
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I never trusted that Colonel. Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets!
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I owe all of you a huge apology. I was watching this program... maybe you've seen it. It's called "Roots"?
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I... am not... a SISSYYYYYYYYY!!
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It's time to release our secret weapon. I call it... Black Man's Kryptonite.
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It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson... and say "what it is" to Undercover Brother.
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Ja mon, rasta!
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Jesus Christ, black man. Babe Ruth, black man. Madonna... sleeps with black men.
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Let me talk to them. I'm white. [to guards] We don't want any trouble.
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Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting ****s". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!
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Little by little we're blending and merging until one day we're all going to be one united people, living and working and dancing together like the news, or Ally McBeal, or the people that work at Saturn! And we've gotta stop it before it's too late!