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Cop: What do you guys want?
Pedro: Nothing.
Cop: Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?
Pedro: Huh? No, man, here, take the whole thing. [the cop takes a huge bite] Want some fritos?
Cop: [through a mouthful of hot dog] No, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?
Man Stoner: Hey, man, what was that dude's trip? I mean, what was he on, man?
Pedro: Man, I don't know, but I wish we had some of it!


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