Man Stoner : Ohhh! Ohhh! Pedro : Hey, man, how far you goin', man? Man Stoner : [points to the curb] Oh, right here would be fine, man! Pedro : Oh, you ain't scared of a little speed, are ya, man? Man Stoner : Wha, you got some speed, man? Pedro : Huh? Oh. Speed? Uh, no, I ain't got no speed, man. But you know what I do got, though, man? I got a joint, man! Man Stoner : Oh, wow. Alright. Pedro : [gets it out and hands it to Man] Here, light that thing up, man, let's get Chinese-eyed, man. Man Stoner : [eyeing the joint] What kind of joint is this, man? Pedro : Oh, it's a heavy duty joint, man. Man Stoner : Looks like a toothpick, man. Pedro : Naw, it's not a toothpick, man. Man Stoner : Hey, it IS a toothpick, man. [hands it back to Pedro]

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