Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas, A quotes

View Quote [From trailer]
Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus?
Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals?
Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those.
Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar: You're not gay, mother****er!
Harold: At all.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].
Harold: Who are you looking at?

View Quote [Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.

View Quote Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.

View Quote Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve.