[From trailer]
Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus?
Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals?
Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those.
Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar: You're not gay, mother****er!
Harold: At all.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].
Harold: Who are you looking at?
Jesus: Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus?
Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh, for reals?
Jesus: Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris: Ha-ha, you're one of those.
Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar: You're not gay, mother****er!
Harold: At all.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Kenneth Park: This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold: I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park: Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].
Harold: Who are you looking at?
[From trailer]
Jesus : Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris : Jesus?
Jesus : [Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris : Oh, for reals?
Jesus : Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris : Ha-ha, you're one of those.
Harold : You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar : You're not gay, mother****er!
Harold : At all.
Neil Patrick Harris : Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar : What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris : Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Kenneth Park : This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold : I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park : Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].
Harold : Who are you looking at?
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