The Comedian/Edward Blake quotes

View Quote You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job. Ain't nothing gonna matter once those nukes start flying; we'll all be dust. [sets fire to a map of the United States.] And Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder.

View Quote (After Rorschach tells him that justice matters) Justice is coming to all of us. No matter what the **** we do.

View Quote It's a joke. It's all a ****in' joke.

View Quote God help us all.

View Quote (While shooting gleefully into a crowd of rioters, Nite Owl asks him what happened to the American Dream) What happened to the American dream? It came true! You're looking at it!

View Quote (Dr. Manhattan tells him that he sounds bitter over American victory in Vietnam) Me? Bitter? **** no. I think it's hilarious.

View Quote I've done some bad things. I did bad things to women. I shot kids. You know, in 'Nam. But that was ****ING WAR! But this? I've never seen anything like this. And here I am, spilling my guts to one of my archenemies. The truth is, you're the closest thing to a friend I've got. What the **** does that say?