Wedding Crashers quotes
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Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
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What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there.
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What the **** do you want?
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Would that make you love me?!
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Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.
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You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!
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You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.
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You motor-boating son of a bitch!
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[about Todd] Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!