Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #92 - Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa.

View Quote Rule #93 - Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape.

View Quote Rule #94 - Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.

View Quote Rule #95 - Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy.

View Quote Rule #96 - Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy.

View Quote Rule #97 - Catholic weddings - the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony - horny girls.

View Quote Rule #98 - The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully.

View Quote Rule #99 - Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best.

View Quote Rule number 76. No excuses. Play like a champion.

View Quote That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!

View Quote The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me.

View Quote There he is, the big guy!

View Quote This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!

View Quote Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!

View Quote We had a moment at the dinner table.