Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #79 - The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first.
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Rule #8 - Be the life of the party.
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Rule #80 - Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
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Rule #81 - Occasionally bring a gift - you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender.
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Rule #82 - Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
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Rule #83 - Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions.
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Rule #84 - Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder.
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Rule #85 - Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.
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Rule #86 - Shoes say a lot about the man.
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Rule #87 - Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend.
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Rule #88 - You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
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Rule #89 - Know something about the place you say you are from. Texas is played out. For some reason, New Hampshire seems to work.
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Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
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Rule #90 - Of course you dream of one day having children.
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Rule #91 - Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how...