Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #65 - When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.

View Quote Rule #66 - Smile! You're having the time of your life.

View Quote Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.

View Quote Rule #68 - Dance with the Bride's grandmother.

View Quote Rule #69 - No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better.

View Quote Rule #7 - Blend in by standing out.

View Quote Rule #70 - Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness?

View Quote Rule #71 - Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more.

View Quote Rule #72 - Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints - small cost, big yield.

View Quote Rule #73 - Keep interactions with the parents of the bride to a minimum.

View Quote Rule #74 - In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook.

View Quote Rule #75 - Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.

View Quote Rule #76 - No excuses. Play like a champion.

View Quote Rule #77 - Carry extra protection.

View Quote Rule #78 - The unmarried female rabbi - is she fair game? Of course she is.