Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #51 - Always pull out in time.
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Rule #52 - Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
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Rule #53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
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Rule #54 - Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
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Rule #55 - If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle Ned. Everyone has an Uncle Ned.
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Rule #56 - Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up.
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Rule #57 - When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact - merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on.
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Rule #58 - The Ferrari's in the shop.
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Rule #59 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
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Rule #6 - Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
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Rule #60 - No "chicken dancing" - no exceptions.
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Rule #61 - When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter.
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Rule #62 - No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy.
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Rule #63 - Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm.
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Rule #64 - Always save room for cake.