Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
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Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
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Rule #4 - No one goes home alone.
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Rule #40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
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Rule #41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.
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Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
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Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
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Rule #44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
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Rule #45 - Always remember your fake name!
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Rule #46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
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Rule #47 - You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
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Rule #48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.
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Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
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Rule #5 - Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
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Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.