Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
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View Quote Rule #24 - If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.

View Quote Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.

View Quote Rule #26 - Of course you love her.

View Quote Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.

View Quote Rule #28 - Make sure there's an open bar.

View Quote Rule #29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.

View Quote Rule #3 - Never confess.

View Quote Rule #30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible.

View Quote Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.

View Quote Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.

View Quote Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.

View Quote Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.

View Quote Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.

View Quote Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".

View Quote Rule #37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.