Wedding Crashers quotes
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Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!
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Daiquiris.
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Damn sluts.
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Death, you are my Bitch Lover!
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Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "Ahhh! I'm hang-gliding, honey; take a good picture, I'm dead." What a freak!
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Give me a break! That was my first Asian!
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God damn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!
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Grow up Peter Pan; Count Chocula!
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Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!
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Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
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I don't even know what the **** a quail is!
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I don't think you heard me correctly, I've got a stage five virgin clinger!
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I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love maple syrup on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up slick?
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I made you a painting, I call the painting "Celebration". It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
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I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a ****ing race horse.