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John: No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy: Yeah, well the proper girl in the hat just eye ****ed the shit out of me.
[the guests in front of them turn and look at Jeremy]
John: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.
Jeremy: Look, John, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry, okay? I'm not gonna apologize. I'm a ****s man.
[they turn around again]
John: Tourette's.


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