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Bert: Girl asks you to dance, you dance.
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Geri: Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah.
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Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you.
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Massimo: You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.
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Penny: Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I... I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight... because she's going out of town tomorrow... on an African safari!
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Bert: I told you Mismo was full of crap.
Salvatore: No Mismo! MASSimo! MASSimo! Please, go toast your bagel and mind your own business.
Bert: Yeah yeah, I'll toast when I see fit! Mismo, Massimo, any other kind of -mo, -mo.
Salvatore: No Mismo! MASSimo! MASSimo! Please, go toast your bagel and mind your own business.
Bert: Yeah yeah, I'll toast when I see fit! Mismo, Massimo, any other kind of -mo, -mo.
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Fran: Oh, Mary I've been meaning to ask you. Speaking of love, what happened to that guy? You know, the one that you danced with-- (car swerves) EDDIE!
Steve: There was a damn deer in the road. Did you see that? Damn it.
Steve: There was a damn deer in the road. Did you see that? Damn it.
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Little Girl 1: Yup, she's dead all right.
Little Girl 2: You think she's going to heaven?
Little Boy: Definitely. She's got the cleanest toes I've ever seen!
Little Girl 2: You think she's going to heaven?
Little Boy: Definitely. She's got the cleanest toes I've ever seen!
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Mary: He said they were just friends, but deep down I knew better. I was just a stand-in. A poor man's Wendy. ... Jerk. It's a good thing I didn't marry him. But most of the time I just think... I just wasn't enough.
Steve: No, no, no, you're wrong. And another thing. This Wendy, she's nothing but a poor man's Mary.
Steve: No, no, no, you're wrong. And another thing. This Wendy, she's nothing but a poor man's Mary.
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Mary: Nancy Pong? 2C?
Nancy Pong: Yes.
Mary: It's Mary Fiore, 7H. You don't know me. We haven't met because I'm a control freak and I don't have time for people. But if you ever need to borrow a cup of sugar, I can't help you. Because I don't have time to shop.
Nancy Pong: Yes.
Mary: It's Mary Fiore, 7H. You don't know me. We haven't met because I'm a control freak and I don't have time for people. But if you ever need to borrow a cup of sugar, I can't help you. Because I don't have time to shop.
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Mary: That's your specialty? Instant macaroni and cheese.
Massimo: Si, it is a low-budget wonder. Already today, I've eaten three boxes.
Massimo: Si, it is a low-budget wonder. Already today, I've eaten three boxes.
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Mary: What are you doing?
Steve: [eating M&Ms] I only eat the brown ones.
Mary: Because?
Steve: Well, because I figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown.
Mary: That's very scientific of you Dr. Steve.
Steve: [eating M&Ms] I only eat the brown ones.
Mary: Because?
Steve: Well, because I figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown.
Mary: That's very scientific of you Dr. Steve.
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Mary: Where am I?
Little Girl 1: You're at the Children's Ward of St. Vincent's Hospital. I'm your doctor. Try not to talk.
Mary: My god. I'm paralyzed! I'm paralyzed!
Little Boy: If you're moving your arms and legs, you're clearly not paralyzed.
Little Girl 1: You're at the Children's Ward of St. Vincent's Hospital. I'm your doctor. Try not to talk.
Mary: My god. I'm paralyzed! I'm paralyzed!
Little Boy: If you're moving your arms and legs, you're clearly not paralyzed.
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Salvatore: Maria, you remember Massimo.
Dottie: Mud did him good.
Massimo: The last time I see you, you were scrawny and ugly and your head was too big for your body.
Mary: How nice. Thank you.
Dottie: Mud did him good.
Massimo: The last time I see you, you were scrawny and ugly and your head was too big for your body.
Mary: How nice. Thank you.
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Steve: It was a dance. Whoop dee doo. It didn't mean anything.
Mary: Then why'd you almost kiss me?
Mary: Then why'd you almost kiss me?