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Earwax. 'X' on a triple letter, 'A' on a double word. Seventy-two points.
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A quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. Scrub scrub scrub.
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You saved... my shoe. M-my life.
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You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.
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What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.
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Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? Teal, the color of gangrene. ... Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song? You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now!
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You are exquisite. You're timeless. And you have the love of a man named Steve. A man who, while you were away having meetings about mozzarella, said to me: 'I can't believe she picked me. I can't believe I'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met.' So that tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work, it's gonna last forever.