
Weird Science quotes
62 total quotesChet
Gary
Lisa
Wyatt
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Chet?! OH, SHIT!
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Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.
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Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...
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Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!
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That's the truth, baby.
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Well, goddamn!
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There are motorcycles in my house!
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We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal.
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Why are we wearing bras on our heads?
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Where do you want it?
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"Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!
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A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!
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So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.
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If you were a fifteen year old boy, would this turn you on? I think so too.