
Weird Science quotes
62 total quotesChet
Gary
Lisa
Wyatt
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If you don't learn to relax, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're twenty.
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Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.
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Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!
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That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.
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For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!
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If my room's okay, I won't kill him. I-I'll just hurt him real bad.
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Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.
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Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!
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Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family matter.
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You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.
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He pukes, you die.
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You're dead meat, pilgrim.
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This isn't funny, you stupid bitch!
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You spit in this?
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[Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.