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View Quote Just for that, I should give you a set of elephant balls!

View Quote Let me set it straight: No one is as uptight as you, okay? No one. Even your middle name is tense; Wyatt "Tense-Up" Donnelly.

View Quote Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

View Quote Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...

View Quote Okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.

View Quote Okay, drop and give me twenty.

View Quote She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!

View Quote So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?

View Quote Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family matter.

View Quote Ten minutes into my aerobics routine you passed out; you slept. I did my toes.

View Quote That's not a bad idea. Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein...except cuter.

View Quote That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

View Quote That's the truth, baby.

View Quote That's Wyatt's brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole.

View Quote There are motorcycles in my house!