Jack quotes
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We got robbed...the only thing they took was the door.. (shrugs shoulders)
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Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks)
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Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes
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(To Joy when she sees the bathroom) Don't throw all of that hair away. I'm saving it up to make you something special... like a hat... or a sweater.
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I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.
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(To Joy before she leaves for work) Don't get hit by a bus. (Door closes) Or do. Whatever.
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(To Doctor Twitchell at councilling) Her candles smell awesome!
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(Morning after the drunk wedding) What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha...