White Men Can't Jump quotes

View Quote Junior: Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!

View Quote Junior: We goin' Sizzla! We goin' Sizzla!

View Quote Raymond: who rattled your cage dickhead?

View Quote Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.

View Quote Zeke: No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan.

View Quote Billy: You calling me ugly?
Sidney: Your mother did!

View Quote Gloria: Teammates can't hustle each other.
Rhonda: Why not?
Gloria: It's not artistic.

View Quote Gloria: The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.
Billy: Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to ****in' wake up.
Gloria: Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you ****ed up again! I'm going to get on that mother****ing show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this ****ing planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!

View Quote Sidney: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
Billy: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
Sidney: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.

View Quote Sidney: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the ****ing air.
Billy: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy: Yeah.
Sidney: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy: I don't know.
Sidney: Then you're a chump!
Billy: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.

View Quote A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second.

View Quote Another brick! 'Clang, Clang!' I need like a welding torch to play in this league. I'll tell you what: why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. And your sister too. I want your mother and your sister out of my place immediately!

View Quote Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.

View Quote Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Mother****ing March of Dimes?

View Quote I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!