“The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.” – Gloria, White Men Can't Jump ... Movie Quotes Database

Gloria

The money was mine to keep for both of us when Jeopardy called.

Billy

Jeopardy is not going to call, when are you going to ****in' wake up.

Gloria

Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I'll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you **** up again! I'm going to get on that mother**** show, and I'm going to win, because I'm filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this **** planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What's a quince? It's a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!

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Billy Hoyle Woody Harrelson More Billy quotes →

Gloria Rosie Perez More Gloria quotes →

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