Carl Allen quotes
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No. No means no!
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First lines of movie, refusing to answer his telephone.
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Hey Carl, do you wanna give all your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him burn up your phone battery so that you can't call triple A when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a ****in' great idea! Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!
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Walking with gas can after being stranded without gas.
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"Yes always leads to something good." "Never avoid opportunities. They may come in any form."
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Reading from a "Yes!" pamphlet.
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Oh come on! You're already half-way through. Just snap it off, already!
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While watching Saw
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Hey, I'm just saying "yes" to life — 'cause — you gotta say "yes" to life. I'm in a secret conevant! ... that sounded naughty!
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I got blisters on my fingers!
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After singing and playing Jumper" by Third Eye Blind on guitar to a person prepared to jump off a building
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You ever had a Red Bull? I've never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night — I really like Red Bull.
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She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. She's the complete opposite of me.
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On Allison to Peter
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Well, its been a nice run. I might get shit-canned norm. Anyway, don't worry about it — I'm sure it will lead to something good.
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Not possible!
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After leaving Stephanie's apartment, he sees a guy who looks like him call Carl a "no man"
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Terrence, Don't freak out...
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Popping up in back seat of Terrence Bundley's car.
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The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.
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Okay, maybe's fine. I like maybe.