You Only Live Twice quotes

View Quote Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

View Quote Foreign Secretary: As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it now. [cuts to next scene in Hong Kong, Bond is in bed with a Chinese woman]

View Quote Henderson: That was stirred, not shaken?

View Quote Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.

View Quote Tiger Tanaka: I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

View Quote Blofeld: [shows the x-ray of the PPK to Osato & Brandt] Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato: But Bond is dead!
Helga Brandt: It was in all the newspapers!
Blofeld: Rubbish. Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr. Osato. Don't tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato: I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him.
Blofeld: And did she?
Mr. Osato: She failed.
Helga Brandt: [to Osato] You should have killed him yourself. You had plenty of opportunities...
Blofeld: This organization does not tolerate failure.
Mr. Osato: I know, but do you see I...
Blofeld: GO!
[Osato crosses the bridge over the water where the piranha are waiting]
Blofeld: [addressing Helga] Well.
[Helga starts across. Blofeld hits a pedal that causes the bridge bottom to drop out, sending Helga into the piranha-filled water. The lethal fish immediately converge on her and she is dead in seconds. Osato looks on in horror]
Blofeld: [addressing Osato] Kill Bond! Now!
Mr. Osato: Yes, Number One! Yes. Yes, yes.

View Quote Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

View Quote Blofeld: The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.
Bond: Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.

View Quote Bond: [Choosing a masseuse] Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.
Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.

View Quote Bond: I want to take a look at the island now. Is Little Nellie here?
Tiger Tanaka: Yes. And her father.
[James, Aki, and Tiger enter a nearby garage where an agitated and a sweating Q is waiting]
Bond: Welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?
Q: Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, so I'm in no mood for juvenile quips.

View Quote Bond: Is this the only room there is?
Kissy Suzuki: Yes. That is your bed,
[points to one side of room]
Kissy Suzuki: I shall sleep over there.
[points to other side of room]
Bond: But we're supposed to be married.
Kissy Suzuki: Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
Bond: Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
Kissy Suzuki: No honeymoon. This is business.
Bond: [pushing aside his oyster dinner] Well, I won't need these.

View Quote Helga Brandt: [Bond is captured by Helga Brandt] I've got you now.
Bond: Well, enjoy yourself. [Brandt slaps him]

View Quote M: [buzzing intercom] Miss MoneyPenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
Miss MoneyPenny: Yes sir. [to Bond] We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
Bond: Yes?
Miss MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it
Bond: Don't worry, I get it.

View Quote Miss MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
Bond: [turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style] Which girl?
Miss MoneyPenny: The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?
Bond: Another few minutes and I would have found out.

View Quote Mr. Osato: You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
Helga Brandt: Mr. Osato believes in healthy chest.
[Bond eyes Helga's breasts]
Bond: Really?