Hansel quotes

View Quote [to Derek] I friggin' worship you, man.

View Quote I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

View Quote Taste my pain, bitch!

View Quote That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!

View Quote What's the dealio, yo?

View Quote You is talking loco and I like it!

View Quote [Talking about the files] They're in the computer?

View Quote We've got thirty years worth of files, right here in this computer, they're gonna bring you down!! [Throws the computer off the balcony, still thinking that the files are _in_ the computer.] [After the computer smashed up on the ground:] Where'd all the files go?

View Quote I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

View Quote Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

View Quote The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!

View Quote Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

View Quote I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.

View Quote Deal with that!

View Quote I think we should all get naked.

View Quote Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.

View Quote Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.

View Quote Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?