10 Things I Hate About You quotes
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Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford
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Patrick: Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
Kat: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need' you, oh baby, oh baby.
Kat: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I want you, I need' you, oh baby, oh baby.
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Walter Stratford: Bianca still lets me play a few innings, you had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence I won't even be able to watch the game.
Kat: (incredulously) When I go?
Walter Stratford: Oh God, don't tell me you changed your mind...I already sent them a check.
(The hug)
Kat: (incredulously) When I go?
Walter Stratford: Oh God, don't tell me you changed your mind...I already sent them a check.
(The hug)
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Walter Stratford: Shoulda used the window.
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?!?!
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?!?!
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
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Walter Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close.. but no. she said, "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not!
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close.. but no. she said, "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not!
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
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Walter Stratford: Where is your sister going?
Kat Stratford: She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
Walter Stratford: Funny.
Kat Stratford: She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
Walter Stratford: Funny.
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[Bianca is about to go to the prom with Cameron]
Walter Stratford: What are you wearing?
Bianca: A prom dress.
Walter Stratford: I seem to be hearing that word a lot lately.
Bianca: Well, bye.
Walter Stratford: Stop. Turn. Explain.
Bianca: Well, you know how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well she found this guy which is kinda perfect for her, which is actually kinda perfect for me because Cameron asked me to go to the prom, and I really really really want to go, and I seem to comply to the rule and it's previous stipulations of course!
Cameron: [about to shake Walter's hand] Nice to meet you
[Bianca grabs Cameron's hand before he can shake it]
Bianca: [laughs] Lets go!
Walter Stratford: I know every cop in town Bucko!
Walter Stratford: What are you wearing?
Bianca: A prom dress.
Walter Stratford: I seem to be hearing that word a lot lately.
Bianca: Well, bye.
Walter Stratford: Stop. Turn. Explain.
Bianca: Well, you know how you said I could date if Kat dated? Well she found this guy which is kinda perfect for her, which is actually kinda perfect for me because Cameron asked me to go to the prom, and I really really really want to go, and I seem to comply to the rule and it's previous stipulations of course!
Cameron: [about to shake Walter's hand] Nice to meet you
[Bianca grabs Cameron's hand before he can shake it]
Bianca: [laughs] Lets go!
Walter Stratford: I know every cop in town Bucko!
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[After she punches Joey in the face] That's for making my date bleed! — [Punches him again] That's for my sister! — [Knees him in the crotch] And that's for me!
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And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!
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Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
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Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
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Bianca said Kat likes pretty guys..
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Do you even know my name, screwboy?
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Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.
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Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
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I burn! I pine! I perish!