10 Things I Hate About You quotes

View Quote I dazzled him with my ...wits.

View Quote I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

View Quote I happen to like being adored, thank you.

View Quote I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

View Quote I have a dick on my face, don't I?

View Quote I learned French for you!

View Quote I need aqua!

View Quote I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

View Quote I'm thinking about getting a Tercel. Yup, that's a Toyota.

View Quote It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

View Quote Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter.

View Quote Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.

View Quote Listen, I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!... Momma di'nt raise no fool.

View Quote My insurance doesn't cover PMS!

View Quote Remove head from sphincter, then drive!