3 Idiots quotes

View Quote Definition of a machine - A machine is any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by means of which force and motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc, especially, a construction more or less complex, consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams, etc.

View Quote Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.

View Quote Ehh, Phunsukh Wangdu. PROFESSOR: *Zyada maza Lene ki zarurat nahi hai. Bolo... Machine ka definition bolo. **“No need to be so happy. Define a machine.” CHANCHAD: “A machine is anything that reduces human effort. [...] Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air - the fan... A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone... A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator... A machine! We're surrounded by machines. From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines.” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…” (Students laugh) Professor: (Throws chalk nib at CHANCHAD’s head) “What is the definition?” CHANCHAD: “...I-I just gave it to you, sir.” PROFESSOR: “You'lI write this in the exam?” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up, down, up, down, up down. Idiot! Anyone else? Yes?” SILENCER: “Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc., especially a construction is more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc.” PROFESSOR: “Wonderful. Perfect. Please sit down. Thank you.” CHANCHAD: “But sir, I said the same thing, just in simple language.” PROFESSOR: “If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college.” CHANCHAD: “But sir, one must get the meaning, too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a textbook definition -” PROFESSOR: “You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass.” CHANCHAD: “But there are other books - “ PROFESSOR: “Get out!” CHANCHAD: “But sir - why?” PROFESSOR: “In simple language: out! Idiot.” (CHANCHAD stands and leaves the class of silent students. Halfway out the classroom, he turns around and begins walking back to his seat.) PROFESSOR: “Why are you back?” CHANCHAD: “I forgot something.” PROFESSOR: “What?” CHANCHAD: “Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information; that are illustrative, non-illustrative, hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non jacketed, with foreword, introduction, table of contents, and index; that are intended for the enIightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through the sensory route of vision… sometimes touch.” Professor: “What?” CHANCHAD: “Books, sir. I forgot my books.”

View Quote Even his eczema cream costs 55 Rupees now.

View Quote Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3! Life is a race … if you don’t run fast … you will be like a broken undaa

View Quote Fullll connection hai baba...

View Quote Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.

View Quote I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between and I wake up.

View Quote I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.

View Quote In this country, you can only have pizza in 30 minutes.

View Quote Inki Eczema ki cream bhi ab pachpan (55) rupay ki aati hai.

View Quote Kammo has turned 28, people are asking for a car in dowry, if you will not study, how will she get married?

View Quote Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai aur main Jag jata hoon.

View Quote Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse behtar jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..

View Quote Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chatur) will follow, pants down!"