Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes

Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers

View Quote [Hanging from Dr. Evil's recently pulled down pants] Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts. [To audience] I thank you.

View Quote [Holding sumo opponent's crotch] You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister! [Twists hand]

View Quote [last words]Fahza, Fahza, Fahza, Fazha, Fazha can you hear me... Fazha, Fazha!!

View Quote [Looking down at the toilet] What the--? I did not have any corn!

View Quote [Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, thish is a keeper!

View Quote [seeing Mini-Me with a knife (which he was using to open a letter)] Assassin! [kicks Mini-Me across the room]

View Quote [to Dr.Evil] Yesh! Yesh! You look like a macho man! [mutters] Village People.

View Quote [to Dr.Evil] You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your [you're] nuts! A'thank you!

View Quote [to Mini-Me about having large penis] My God, you're a tripod!

View Quote [Walks in place] We're going to see the twins!!

View Quote [When confused or perplexed] Say What?

View Quote [When hitting someone] Shazam!

View Quote And that'sh the vay, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! [mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.

View Quote And that, for you, ish bad newsh bearsh! [mutters] Walter Matthau.

View Quote Are we done here? I've got to take a crap.