Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters

View Quote It's time to swing, baby.

View Quote Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.

View Quote Let me ask you a question, and be honest — do I make you randy, baby?!

View Quote My God, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.

View Quote One more peep out of you and you're grounded, Mister, and I am not joking. Let's begin.

View Quote Open the frickin' door!

View Quote Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

View Quote Scottie's on fire...

View Quote Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

View Quote Smashing, baby!

View Quote That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

View Quote That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!

View Quote That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

View Quote That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "Mister", thank you very much.