Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters

View Quote [to Vanessa] I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're a bit of alright!

View Quote [Vanessa catches Austin in his underwear] Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and... [exhales]

View Quote Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

View Quote Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.

View Quote Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy, baby, yeah, do I?

View Quote Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

View Quote Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.

View Quote Groovy, baby!

View Quote How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!

View Quote I demand the sum of ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

View Quote I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit. They were insolent.

View Quote I like to see girls of that... caliber. [pause] By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it.

View Quote I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?

View Quote It's freedom, baby, yeah!

View Quote It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!