Big Trouble quotes

60 total quotes

Arthur Herk
Eliot Arnold
Henry Desalvo
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View Quote [About Arthur] Arthur Herk. One of the few Floridians who was not confused when he voted for Pat Buchanan.

View Quote [About Puggy, who has just been paid five dollars for manual lifting and has found a 'home' in a tree] After only twenty-four hours in Miami, Puggy had already found more satisfactory employment and lived in a better neighbourhood than I did.

View Quote [After his son has just called him a loser] Okay, now it's my turn. Up yours, you little shithead. Okay, your turn.

View Quote [Having narrowly escaped arrest from a disinterested police officer] Well, Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.

View Quote [Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal day in Miami] I really feel like killing someone.

View Quote [Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] Moron #2 just got Moron #1 all wet.

View Quote [Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] There goes the warranty... and there goes the Iron Chef.

View Quote I need a missile.

View Quote Make her stop, god in heaven make her stop SHE WANTS MY SOUL!!!

View Quote Morning, douchebag.

View Quote Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

View Quote There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.

View Quote Was that a goat?!

View Quote [about the Gator radioshow] Leonard: What the hell are 'gators'?
Henry Desalvo: Football. Collage.
Leonard: Morons

View Quote [Whilst pointing a gun at three thugs who walk towards him while he is speaking to his employer on the phone] "Not right now, okay?"