Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes
97 total quotesMike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka
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All together, we're 381 years old. We never wait.
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Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! (Augustus is leaning into the chocolate river and is using his hands to drink from it.)
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Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
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Candy is a waste of time.
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Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most. ~ To Violet Beauregarde.
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Come on. I even brought transpor--[bangs into Great Glass elevator door]...I gotta be more careful where I park this thing.
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Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.
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Daddy, I want another pony.
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Do you have an appointment?
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Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! You'll make him crazy! ~ To Veruca Salt before the squirrels throw her down the garbage chute.
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Dragonflies? ~ After she is asked whether she knows what Charlie's grandparents are talking about.
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Every drop of the river is hot melted chocolate of the finest quality. The waterfall is most important. It mixes the chocolate. Makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children. And you can take that to the bank.
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Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Showing the children the Chocolate Room.
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Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!
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Here are your instructions.