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Heather: It's just like Hamlet said: 'To thine own self be true.'
Cher Horowitz: Uh, no, Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: (laughs slightly) I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Chere Horowitz: (mocks laugh) Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
Cher Horowitz: Uh, no, Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: (laughs slightly) I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Chere Horowitz: (mocks laugh) Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
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Josh Lucas: Hey, James Bond, this is America. We drive on the right side of the road.
Cher Horowitz: I am! You try driving in platforms!
Cher Horowitz: I am! You try driving in platforms!
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Josh Lucas: If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher Horowitz: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
Cher Horowitz: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
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Josh Lucas: In some parts of the universe, maybe not in Contempo Casuals, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world.
Cher Horowitz: Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?
Cher Horowitz: Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?
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Josh Lucas: Yeah. Well, it's good learning experience, at least for me. I want to be a lawyer. But you, I mean, you don't need to be doing this. Go out and have fun. Go shopping.
Cher Horowitz: Oh, you think that's all I do. That I'm just a ditz with a credit card?
Josh Lucas: No, uh, that's not what I meant. It's just.... um.... Uh, the.... You're.... young and beautiful and-
Cher Horowitz: And?
Josh Lucas: And, uh, well, what?
Cher Horowitz: You think I'm beautiful?
Josh Lucas: Mmm.... yeah. You know you're gorgeous, all right?
Cher Horowitz: Oh, you think that's all I do. That I'm just a ditz with a credit card?
Josh Lucas: No, uh, that's not what I meant. It's just.... um.... Uh, the.... You're.... young and beautiful and-
Cher Horowitz: And?
Josh Lucas: And, uh, well, what?
Cher Horowitz: You think I'm beautiful?
Josh Lucas: Mmm.... yeah. You know you're gorgeous, all right?
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Josh Lucas: You're not letting her go out like that?
Mel Horowitz: Cher, get in here!
Cher Horowitz: What's up, Daddy?
Mel Horowitz: What the hell is that?!
Cher Horowitz: A dress.
Mel Horowitiz: Says who?
Cher Horowitz: Calvin Klein.
Mel Horowitz: It looks like underwear, go upstairs and put something over it.
Cher Horowitz: Oh duh, I was just going to.
Mel Horowitz: (talking to Christian) Hey you, anything happens to my daughter I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt that anyone would miss you.
Mel Horowitz: Cher, get in here!
Cher Horowitz: What's up, Daddy?
Mel Horowitz: What the hell is that?!
Cher Horowitz: A dress.
Mel Horowitiz: Says who?
Cher Horowitz: Calvin Klein.
Mel Horowitz: It looks like underwear, go upstairs and put something over it.
Cher Horowitz: Oh duh, I was just going to.
Mel Horowitz: (talking to Christian) Hey you, anything happens to my daughter I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt that anyone would miss you.
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Mel Horowitz: You drink?
Christian: No, thanks, I'm cool.
Mel Horowitz: I'm not offering. I'm asking if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?
Christian: Hey, man! The protective vibe. I dig.
Mel Horowitz: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
Christian: No, thanks, I'm cool.
Mel Horowitz: I'm not offering. I'm asking if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?
Christian: Hey, man! The protective vibe. I dig.
Mel Horowitz: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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Mel Horowitz: Cher, do you know what time it is?!
Cher Horowitz: Daddy, a watch doesn't exactly go with this outfit.
Mel Horowitz: Where the hell are you?
Cher Horowitz: At a party.
Mel Horowitz: Where? Kuwait?
Cher Horowitz: Is that in the Valley?
Cher Horowitz: Daddy, a watch doesn't exactly go with this outfit.
Mel Horowitz: Where the hell are you?
Cher Horowitz: At a party.
Mel Horowitz: Where? Kuwait?
Cher Horowitz: Is that in the Valley?
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Mel Horowitz: I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
Cher Horowitz: I have direction.
Josh Lucas: Yeah. Towards the mall.
Cher Horowitz: I have direction.
Josh Lucas: Yeah. Towards the mall.
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Mel Horowitz: Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter.
Josh Lucas: I don't think so.
Mel Horowitz: Cher, doesn't he look bigger?
Cher Horowitz: His head does.
Josh Lucas: I don't think so.
Mel Horowitz: Cher, doesn't he look bigger?
Cher Horowitz: His head does.
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Mel Horowitz: What did you do at school today?
Cher Horowitz: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
Cher Horowitz: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
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Mel Horowitz: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C-plus to an A-minus?
Cher Horowitz: Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?
Mel Horowitz: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
Cher Horowitz: Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?
Mel Horowitz: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
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Mr. Wendell Hall: .... Uh, Amber, rebuttal?
Amber Mariens: Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party.
Cher Horowitz: Hello! It was his fiftieth birthday!
Amber Mariens: [does "W" hand motion] Whatever! If she doesn't do her assignment, I can't do mine.
Amber Mariens: Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party.
Cher Horowitz: Hello! It was his fiftieth birthday!
Amber Mariens: [does "W" hand motion] Whatever! If she doesn't do her assignment, I can't do mine.
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Mr. Wendell Hall: Cher Horowitz: Two tardies.
Cher Horowitz: I object! Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?
Mr. Wendell Hall: One was last Monday.
Cher Horowitz: Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.
Mr. Wendell Hall: I assume you're referring to women's troubles and so, I'll let that one slide.
Cher Horowitz: I object! Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?
Mr. Wendell Hall: One was last Monday.
Cher Horowitz: Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.
Mr. Wendell Hall: I assume you're referring to women's troubles and so, I'll let that one slide.
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Murray Duvall: Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
Dionne Davenport: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
Murray Duvall: Excuse me, Ms. Dionne.
Dionne Davenport: Thank you.
Murray Duvall: My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
Tai Fraiser: Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups.
Cher Horowitz: Oh well, this is a really good school.
Dionne Davenport: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
Murray Duvall: Excuse me, Ms. Dionne.
Dionne Davenport: Thank you.
Murray Duvall: My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
Tai Fraiser: Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups.
Cher Horowitz: Oh well, this is a really good school.