Despicable Me 2 quotes
83 total quotesLucy Wilde
Margo
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Silas Ramsbottom
The Girls (Gru's daughters)
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[Gru and Lucy are hiding in garbage bins in the mall]
Lucy: [puts on her binoculars] All right, there he is. Suspect #8: Floyd Eaglesan.
Gru: Oh, okay.
Lucy: See if you can get closer. Go, go...
Gru: [tries to approach the entrance but makes sharp noise when moving the garbage bin; Floyd Eagle-san turns back and looks around, then enters the store] Alright, what do- [when a man attempts to throw a cup of hot coffee into Gru's garbage can; to himself] Oh no. That's not good! [suddenly freezes, revealing his legs. Confused, the man tries it again, but Gru dodges and takes off running, accidentally hitting a bent-over woman's rear-end before he falls down the escalator, rolling out of the garbage can and stumbling upon his daughters]
Agnes: [o.s.] Hey, Gru!
Gru: [looks up and sees the girls in front of him] Oh, girls! What are you doing here?
Margo: Well, we thought we'd come to visit you at work. [looks at her father and the trash can] So... you're saving the world in a garbage can?
Gru: [sarcastically] Ah ha ha ha ha! Funny.
Lucy: [comes up from behind Gru] Hey, there you are. [looking at the girls] Oh, who's this?
Gru: Lucy, these are my girls: Margo, Edith and Agnes. Girls — Lucy. Lucy — Girls
[Lucy smiles and shakes head slightly at the girls greeting them, tenderly]
Margo: Hello!
Edith: Hi!
Agnes: [stares at Lucy, seeing a magical glow around her; sincerely] Are you single?
[Gru and Lucy become surprised by Agnes' words]
Lucy: Oh. Goodness...
Gru: Oh! Hey! I have an idea! Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do, why don't you girls go and explore the mall? [leaves Lucy along with the girls] Here's some money. Go buy some useless mall junk, some headbands and...
Agnes: Are you gonna marry Lucy?
Gru: Are you out of your gourd? No! She just works with me.
Agnes: Plus you love her. [happily singing and dancing, attracting attention to everyone in the mall] You love her! You love her! You really, really love her, and you're gonna get married! And I'll be the flower girl, and...
Gru: Okay, stop. This is a song of lies. I don't even like her. [points to the mall] Now go have fun. [The girls leave; prepares to stand up]
Agnes: [laughs] Almost forgot! Hugs! [storms off to Gru along with her older siblings to give him a hug, throwing themselves on top of him]
Margo: Good luck saving the world! Bye!
Agnes: Bye, Gru! [runs away happily]
Gru: [walks back to Lucy, chuckling awkwardly] Kids... right? They're... funny.
Lucy: Those girls totally adore you! I bet you're a fun dad. [walks away with a smile]
Gru: [in a bland tone] Huh, I am pretty fun.
Lucy: [puts on her binoculars] All right, there he is. Suspect #8: Floyd Eaglesan.
Gru: Oh, okay.
Lucy: See if you can get closer. Go, go...
Gru: [tries to approach the entrance but makes sharp noise when moving the garbage bin; Floyd Eagle-san turns back and looks around, then enters the store] Alright, what do- [when a man attempts to throw a cup of hot coffee into Gru's garbage can; to himself] Oh no. That's not good! [suddenly freezes, revealing his legs. Confused, the man tries it again, but Gru dodges and takes off running, accidentally hitting a bent-over woman's rear-end before he falls down the escalator, rolling out of the garbage can and stumbling upon his daughters]
Agnes: [o.s.] Hey, Gru!
Gru: [looks up and sees the girls in front of him] Oh, girls! What are you doing here?
Margo: Well, we thought we'd come to visit you at work. [looks at her father and the trash can] So... you're saving the world in a garbage can?
Gru: [sarcastically] Ah ha ha ha ha! Funny.
Lucy: [comes up from behind Gru] Hey, there you are. [looking at the girls] Oh, who's this?
Gru: Lucy, these are my girls: Margo, Edith and Agnes. Girls — Lucy. Lucy — Girls
[Lucy smiles and shakes head slightly at the girls greeting them, tenderly]
Margo: Hello!
Edith: Hi!
Agnes: [stares at Lucy, seeing a magical glow around her; sincerely] Are you single?
[Gru and Lucy become surprised by Agnes' words]
Lucy: Oh. Goodness...
Gru: Oh! Hey! I have an idea! Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do, why don't you girls go and explore the mall? [leaves Lucy along with the girls] Here's some money. Go buy some useless mall junk, some headbands and...
Agnes: Are you gonna marry Lucy?
Gru: Are you out of your gourd? No! She just works with me.
Agnes: Plus you love her. [happily singing and dancing, attracting attention to everyone in the mall] You love her! You love her! You really, really love her, and you're gonna get married! And I'll be the flower girl, and...
Gru: Okay, stop. This is a song of lies. I don't even like her. [points to the mall] Now go have fun. [The girls leave; prepares to stand up]
Agnes: [laughs] Almost forgot! Hugs! [storms off to Gru along with her older siblings to give him a hug, throwing themselves on top of him]
Margo: Good luck saving the world! Bye!
Agnes: Bye, Gru! [runs away happily]
Gru: [walks back to Lucy, chuckling awkwardly] Kids... right? They're... funny.
Lucy: Those girls totally adore you! I bet you're a fun dad. [walks away with a smile]
Gru: [in a bland tone] Huh, I am pretty fun.
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[Gru and Lucy are looking for the PX-41 serum in Eduardo's kitchen]
Lucy: [referring to the X-ray goggles] How're they working? Tell me, tell me!
Gru: [frightened upon seeing Lucy via the X-ray goggles] Aah! Oof!
Lucy: [confused] What's wrong? Something wrong?
Gru: [dazed] Oh, that's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blagh! [continues looking with the x-ray goggles until he sees a portrait holding something; smiling sinisterly] I knew it! [gasps; removes the painting off the wall, revealing a safe] The serum is in here!
Lucy: Ooh, then let’s get it!
Gru: [takes a safe-cracking device out of his pocket, placing it over the combination wheel which activates automatically; giggling gleefully] Oh, this is going to be good! Ahh... [the safe opens, revealing something other than the serum] Aha! [realizing the canister does not contain the serum] What? [it is revealed he is holding a jar filled with salsa] It’s... secret salsa?
Lucy: [disappointed] Aw, man.
Lucy: [referring to the X-ray goggles] How're they working? Tell me, tell me!
Gru: [frightened upon seeing Lucy via the X-ray goggles] Aah! Oof!
Lucy: [confused] What's wrong? Something wrong?
Gru: [dazed] Oh, that's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blagh! [continues looking with the x-ray goggles until he sees a portrait holding something; smiling sinisterly] I knew it! [gasps; removes the painting off the wall, revealing a safe] The serum is in here!
Lucy: Ooh, then let’s get it!
Gru: [takes a safe-cracking device out of his pocket, placing it over the combination wheel which activates automatically; giggling gleefully] Oh, this is going to be good! Ahh... [the safe opens, revealing something other than the serum] Aha! [realizing the canister does not contain the serum] What? [it is revealed he is holding a jar filled with salsa] It’s... secret salsa?
Lucy: [disappointed] Aw, man.
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[Gru and Lucy go on undercover, locating the crime suspects]
Gru: [looking around the mall with a periscope along with Lucy] So, what do we got? Who’s on the list? Fire 'em at me.
Lucy: First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum’s the Word Floral Shop.
Gru: No, not her.
Lucy: Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail] Ooh.
Gru: I don’t think so.
Eduardo: [suddenly comes inside the shop] Hello? [Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...?
Gru: [introducing] Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.
Eduardo: This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest] What do you think? [flexes and makes his chest wave]
Gru: [hides his eyes in disgust] Look away!
Lucy: [stares at Eduardo] You—Whoa... Hooo...
Eduardo: Anyway, I have to go. It’s all settled! I pick ‘em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in] And welcome to the mall family! [Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall]
Gru: [whispering to himself] El Macho.
Lucy: [confused] What?
Gru: [looking through the window] But it couldn't be...
Lucy: Wha... What? What couldn't be?
Gru: [referring to Eduardo] That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. From about twenty years ago. [a flashback reveals El Macho, twenty years ago;voice-over] He was ruthless,... [El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head] he was dangerous... [El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass] and as the name implies [El Macho simply eats his glass] very macho! [El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
Lucy: [confused] Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty dead...
Gru: They never found the body. Oh no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [pause] But that face! It has got to be El Macho!
Lucy: [gasps] So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?
Gru: Yes, that’s good, because I’m telling you, if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum, [points to Eduardo] it’s him.
Gru: [looking around the mall with a periscope along with Lucy] So, what do we got? Who’s on the list? Fire 'em at me.
Lucy: First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum’s the Word Floral Shop.
Gru: No, not her.
Lucy: Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail] Ooh.
Gru: I don’t think so.
Eduardo: [suddenly comes inside the shop] Hello? [Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...?
Gru: [introducing] Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.
Eduardo: This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest] What do you think? [flexes and makes his chest wave]
Gru: [hides his eyes in disgust] Look away!
Lucy: [stares at Eduardo] You—Whoa... Hooo...
Eduardo: Anyway, I have to go. It’s all settled! I pick ‘em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in] And welcome to the mall family! [Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall]
Gru: [whispering to himself] El Macho.
Lucy: [confused] What?
Gru: [looking through the window] But it couldn't be...
Lucy: Wha... What? What couldn't be?
Gru: [referring to Eduardo] That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. From about twenty years ago. [a flashback reveals El Macho, twenty years ago;voice-over] He was ruthless,... [El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head] he was dangerous... [El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass] and as the name implies [El Macho simply eats his glass] very macho! [El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
Lucy: [confused] Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty dead...
Gru: They never found the body. Oh no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [pause] But that face! It has got to be El Macho!
Lucy: [gasps] So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?
Gru: Yes, that’s good, because I’m telling you, if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum, [points to Eduardo] it’s him.
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[Gru just arrived at Paradise Mall and sees Silas with a couple of AVL agents at Eagle Hair Club]
Gru: [confused] Mr. Ramsbottom?
Silas: Oh, hello.
Gru: What are you doing here?
Silas: We got him.
Gru: Got who?
Silas: Floyd Eaglesan! Our agents located a secret room in the shop last night, [snaps his fingers, signaling a female AVL agent holding a Ziploc bag containing a canister. He then shows it to Gru] and uh, discovered this! It’s empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He’s our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
Floyd: [handcuffed and carried away] I was framed! You won’t get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!
Gru: [stunned] Ah. Alright. So... what now?
Silas: Well, you’re now free to go back to your “business”. Mmm. Jams and jellies. And it looks like Agent Wilde will be transferring to our Australian branch.
Gru: [shocked] Australia...?
Silas: Yes. But thank you...for everything. And by everything of course I mean... nothing. [pause] Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru. [walks away to the AVL agents. Gru stares sadly from a distance, until Lucy gives him a few pats on his shoulder]
Lucy: Hey there.
Gru: Hey.
Lucy: So we got him?
Gru: Yay. That’s great. [pause] And now you’re going to Australia?
Lucy: Well, it’s not definite yet. Still figuring it out. Already been working on my accent. [imitating an Australian accent] Wallaby. Didgeree-doo. Hugh Jackman. [chuckles] So...um. Pretty excited...
[short silence]
Gru: [smiling] Great. [shyly] Well... good luck.
Lucy: Thanks. You too. [pulls her lipstick taser out of her purse] Oh, here, I want to give you this.
Gru: Your lipstick taser?
Lucy: Yeah, it’s just a memento. Just, you know, from the first time we met.
Gru: Oh, thank you, Lucy. [accepts her lipstick taser]
Silas: [off-screen] Agent Wilde?
[the two stare at each other awkwardly, unwilling to leave]
Gru: Well... it looks like that they need you, so...
Lucy: Yeah, I uh, I better go. Bye, Gru.
Gru: [confused] Mr. Ramsbottom?
Silas: Oh, hello.
Gru: What are you doing here?
Silas: We got him.
Gru: Got who?
Silas: Floyd Eaglesan! Our agents located a secret room in the shop last night, [snaps his fingers, signaling a female AVL agent holding a Ziploc bag containing a canister. He then shows it to Gru] and uh, discovered this! It’s empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He’s our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
Floyd: [handcuffed and carried away] I was framed! You won’t get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!
Gru: [stunned] Ah. Alright. So... what now?
Silas: Well, you’re now free to go back to your “business”. Mmm. Jams and jellies. And it looks like Agent Wilde will be transferring to our Australian branch.
Gru: [shocked] Australia...?
Silas: Yes. But thank you...for everything. And by everything of course I mean... nothing. [pause] Toodle pip and cheerio, Mr. Gru. [walks away to the AVL agents. Gru stares sadly from a distance, until Lucy gives him a few pats on his shoulder]
Lucy: Hey there.
Gru: Hey.
Lucy: So we got him?
Gru: Yay. That’s great. [pause] And now you’re going to Australia?
Lucy: Well, it’s not definite yet. Still figuring it out. Already been working on my accent. [imitating an Australian accent] Wallaby. Didgeree-doo. Hugh Jackman. [chuckles] So...um. Pretty excited...
[short silence]
Gru: [smiling] Great. [shyly] Well... good luck.
Lucy: Thanks. You too. [pulls her lipstick taser out of her purse] Oh, here, I want to give you this.
Gru: Your lipstick taser?
Lucy: Yeah, it’s just a memento. Just, you know, from the first time we met.
Gru: Oh, thank you, Lucy. [accepts her lipstick taser]
Silas: [off-screen] Agent Wilde?
[the two stare at each other awkwardly, unwilling to leave]
Gru: Well... it looks like that they need you, so...
Lucy: Yeah, I uh, I better go. Bye, Gru.
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[Gru, Edith and Agnes enter Eduardo's restaurant and notice Margo and Antonio are eating a cookie]
Margo: [chuckling] Oh, you're so funny!
[Cut back to the other Grus noticing
Edith: Gross! [referring to Margo and Antonio, pointing at them] Look, they're in love!
Gru: Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that they're... no, no, no! [leaves for Margo and Antonio]
Antonio: [seriously] And my dream... is to one day play video games for a living.
Margo: [romantically] Wow. [chuckles] You're so complicated!
Gru: [interrupts them, smiling nervously] Margo, [Margo gasps in astonishment] what is going on here?
Margo: Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo, Margo.
Gru: Me llamo llama ding-dong! [serious] Who cares? Let's go.
Margo: [chuckling] Oh, you're so funny!
[Cut back to the other Grus noticing
Edith: Gross! [referring to Margo and Antonio, pointing at them] Look, they're in love!
Gru: Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that they're... no, no, no! [leaves for Margo and Antonio]
Antonio: [seriously] And my dream... is to one day play video games for a living.
Margo: [romantically] Wow. [chuckles] You're so complicated!
Gru: [interrupts them, smiling nervously] Margo, [Margo gasps in astonishment] what is going on here?
Margo: Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo, Margo.
Gru: Me llamo llama ding-dong! [serious] Who cares? Let's go.
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[in El Macho’s lair]
Eduardo/El Macho: [appears behind Gru] You have not lost your touch, my friend.
Gru: Aha! I knew it! You are El Macho!
Eduardo/El Macho: That’s right!
Gru: [eager] Nobody believed me! Ho ho! But I knew you weren't dead!
Eduardo/El Macho: [laughing] Of course not. I merely faked my death! [chuckles] But now, it’s time for me to make a spectacular return to evil! Doctor, I think it’s time we showed Gru what we’re up to here.
Gru: Doctor Nefario?
Dr. Nefario: Nice to see you, Gru.
Gru: Whaaa? This— so this is your new job opportunity?
Dr. Nefario: Absolutely. You’re gonna like this. [presses a button, revealing a purple Kevin strapped to a chair]
Eduardo/El Macho: Sorry. I had to borrow some of your Minions, but it was for a worthy cause.
Gru: Oh! Kevin? [tries to approach Kevin, but repels with disgust] Ugh!
Eduardo/El Macho: No! He's not Kevin anymore! Now he's an indestructible, mindless, killing machine!
Evil Kevin: BLAUGH!
Eduardo/El Macho: [jumps in fear, but quickly recovers] Just watch this. [presses a button]
Evil Kevin: [a machine gun descends and sprays him with bullets] BLAUGH! [ a flamethrower descends] BLAUGH! [it sprays him with flame. An axe descends and hits him over the head, he jumps up and eats it. A bomb falls and he swallows it, exploding harmlessly inside him. A police car, siren running, falls on him. He eats it in six bites] BLAUGH!
Eduardo/El Macho: And here's the best part, I got an army of them! [some lights turn on, revealing hundreds of cages full of evil minions; Gru receives a horrified look on his face once seeing them] Soon I will unleash them on the world! And if anyone, anyone tries to stop them, YEOW! Their city gets eaten. [pause] We can do it together!
Gru: Together?
Eduardo/El Macho: Together! I have admired your work for years, amigo! Stealing the moon?! [yanking on Gru's scarf] Are you kidding?! We would be unstoppable! Men like you, men like me, we should be ruling the world! [excitedly] So, are you in?
Dr. Nefario: [holding a noisemaker] Woo-hoo!
Gru: Uh...yeah...probably...
Eduardo/El Macho: [confused] Probably?
Gru: [stepping backwards] I mean, yes! Yes. Of course, yes, I just have a lot going on right now...I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that’s all.
Eduardo/El Macho: ‘Scuse me?
Gru: No—forget it! One hundred percent! I am in! [pretending] I think—what is—do you hear that— I do. That’s Agnes calling me from on the surf— [steps into the elevator which closes, but immediately opens again; hastily pressing a button] Totally in! [the elevator closes]
Eduardo/El Macho: [suspicious] You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in. [presses a button, releasing Kevin]
Evil Kevin: BLAUGH!
[Back upstairs, Edith, who’s blindfolded, lightly touches the piñata with a baseball bat, finally smacking it into pieces, revealing candy on the ground]
Gru: Edith! Agnes! Come on! [Edith accidentally hits him in the head with a baseball bat] Ooof!
Edith: [takes off her blindfold] Sorry.
Gru: We need to go home now! Where’s Margo?
Agnes: But I didn’t get a turn!
[Meanwhile, a depressed Margo is sitting alone, eating a guacamole sombero]
Gru: Margo! [approaches her with Edith and Agnes] Come on, we're leav... Hey, what’s wrong?
Margo: [disappointed] I hate boys.
[It is revealed that Antonio is dancing with another girl]
Gru: [referring to boys] Yes, they stink. Look sorry, honey, we have to leave. [sends Margo away and comes back to screen, then angrily shoots his freeze ray at Antonio for leaving Margo heartbroken without saying anything]
Eduardo/El Macho: [appears behind Gru] You have not lost your touch, my friend.
Gru: Aha! I knew it! You are El Macho!
Eduardo/El Macho: That’s right!
Gru: [eager] Nobody believed me! Ho ho! But I knew you weren't dead!
Eduardo/El Macho: [laughing] Of course not. I merely faked my death! [chuckles] But now, it’s time for me to make a spectacular return to evil! Doctor, I think it’s time we showed Gru what we’re up to here.
Gru: Doctor Nefario?
Dr. Nefario: Nice to see you, Gru.
Gru: Whaaa? This— so this is your new job opportunity?
Dr. Nefario: Absolutely. You’re gonna like this. [presses a button, revealing a purple Kevin strapped to a chair]
Eduardo/El Macho: Sorry. I had to borrow some of your Minions, but it was for a worthy cause.
Gru: Oh! Kevin? [tries to approach Kevin, but repels with disgust] Ugh!
Eduardo/El Macho: No! He's not Kevin anymore! Now he's an indestructible, mindless, killing machine!
Evil Kevin: BLAUGH!
Eduardo/El Macho: [jumps in fear, but quickly recovers] Just watch this. [presses a button]
Evil Kevin: [a machine gun descends and sprays him with bullets] BLAUGH! [ a flamethrower descends] BLAUGH! [it sprays him with flame. An axe descends and hits him over the head, he jumps up and eats it. A bomb falls and he swallows it, exploding harmlessly inside him. A police car, siren running, falls on him. He eats it in six bites] BLAUGH!
Eduardo/El Macho: And here's the best part, I got an army of them! [some lights turn on, revealing hundreds of cages full of evil minions; Gru receives a horrified look on his face once seeing them] Soon I will unleash them on the world! And if anyone, anyone tries to stop them, YEOW! Their city gets eaten. [pause] We can do it together!
Gru: Together?
Eduardo/El Macho: Together! I have admired your work for years, amigo! Stealing the moon?! [yanking on Gru's scarf] Are you kidding?! We would be unstoppable! Men like you, men like me, we should be ruling the world! [excitedly] So, are you in?
Dr. Nefario: [holding a noisemaker] Woo-hoo!
Gru: Uh...yeah...probably...
Eduardo/El Macho: [confused] Probably?
Gru: [stepping backwards] I mean, yes! Yes. Of course, yes, I just have a lot going on right now...I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that’s all.
Eduardo/El Macho: ‘Scuse me?
Gru: No—forget it! One hundred percent! I am in! [pretending] I think—what is—do you hear that— I do. That’s Agnes calling me from on the surf— [steps into the elevator which closes, but immediately opens again; hastily pressing a button] Totally in! [the elevator closes]
Eduardo/El Macho: [suspicious] You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in. [presses a button, releasing Kevin]
Evil Kevin: BLAUGH!
[Back upstairs, Edith, who’s blindfolded, lightly touches the piñata with a baseball bat, finally smacking it into pieces, revealing candy on the ground]
Gru: Edith! Agnes! Come on! [Edith accidentally hits him in the head with a baseball bat] Ooof!
Edith: [takes off her blindfold] Sorry.
Gru: We need to go home now! Where’s Margo?
Agnes: But I didn’t get a turn!
[Meanwhile, a depressed Margo is sitting alone, eating a guacamole sombero]
Gru: Margo! [approaches her with Edith and Agnes] Come on, we're leav... Hey, what’s wrong?
Margo: [disappointed] I hate boys.
[It is revealed that Antonio is dancing with another girl]
Gru: [referring to boys] Yes, they stink. Look sorry, honey, we have to leave. [sends Margo away and comes back to screen, then angrily shoots his freeze ray at Antonio for leaving Margo heartbroken without saying anything]
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[Margo and Agnes are playing a board game when they suddenly hear Evil Kevin and Kyle]
Agnes: [startled] What was that?
Margo: [gets up, walks slowly to the window and opens the curtains; the somewhat scared Agnes holds her unicorn] I don't see anything.
[But then, Margo sees Evil Kevin, screaming in horror as she closes the curtains. The Evil Kevin breaks the glass, causing Margo to run to Agnes. Evil Kevin falls on the floor with the curtains and he looks back to Margo and Agnes, holding her unicorn, then screams and runs towards them]
Margo: [screams] Run!
Agnes: [accidentally drops her unicorn, which ends up in Evil Kevin's jaws] My unicorn!
Margo: [off-screen] Agnes, no!
[Evil Kevin tries to eats the unicorn, but Agnes, shocked in terror, starts screaming so loud that not only forced Evil Kevin to spit out the unicorn and starting to scream, but also Margo to cover her ears, and breaking everything, from a bust of Gru's mother to Kevin's goggles. Agnes stops screaming, gently walks to and grabs her unicorn and runs to the hallway. Margo looks back to Evil Kevin before pressing the button on Gru's rhino chair, revealing the elevator.]
Kevin: BAH DEE, BAH DEE! (CAN'T SEE)
[Margo and Agnes scream in horror as the still blind Evil Kevin approaches them until the elevator closes Evil Kevin bumps his head as the elevator goes down. Meanwhile, in Gru's lab, a dozen Minions while Edith and a Minion are playing ping-pong]
Margo: Come on! Hurry!
Agnes: Move!
[Margo closes the door]
Edith: [stops playing ping-pong] What's the matter?
[But suddenly, Evil Kevin submerges from the ground floor, collapsing on a pile of steel bars which fall onto a sofa before trying to attack the girls; Edith swings her nun-chucks, attempting to protect her siblings, but before Kevin could devour them, a hypodermic needle is injected in his back, rendering Kevin back to normal]
Kevin: Ooh-la-la! [sits up] um, picatos?
Agnes: Kevin!
Minions: Kevin! [dog pile him]
Margo: Dr. Nefario, you’re back!
Dr. Nefario: In the flesh! Behold... [reveals an Erlenmeyer flask filled with a yellow substance] the antidote! [heads towards the jelly containers] Come on, let’s put this horrible jelly into some good use!
Agnes: [startled] What was that?
Margo: [gets up, walks slowly to the window and opens the curtains; the somewhat scared Agnes holds her unicorn] I don't see anything.
[But then, Margo sees Evil Kevin, screaming in horror as she closes the curtains. The Evil Kevin breaks the glass, causing Margo to run to Agnes. Evil Kevin falls on the floor with the curtains and he looks back to Margo and Agnes, holding her unicorn, then screams and runs towards them]
Margo: [screams] Run!
Agnes: [accidentally drops her unicorn, which ends up in Evil Kevin's jaws] My unicorn!
Margo: [off-screen] Agnes, no!
[Evil Kevin tries to eats the unicorn, but Agnes, shocked in terror, starts screaming so loud that not only forced Evil Kevin to spit out the unicorn and starting to scream, but also Margo to cover her ears, and breaking everything, from a bust of Gru's mother to Kevin's goggles. Agnes stops screaming, gently walks to and grabs her unicorn and runs to the hallway. Margo looks back to Evil Kevin before pressing the button on Gru's rhino chair, revealing the elevator.]
Kevin: BAH DEE, BAH DEE! (CAN'T SEE)
[Margo and Agnes scream in horror as the still blind Evil Kevin approaches them until the elevator closes Evil Kevin bumps his head as the elevator goes down. Meanwhile, in Gru's lab, a dozen Minions while Edith and a Minion are playing ping-pong]
Margo: Come on! Hurry!
Agnes: Move!
[Margo closes the door]
Edith: [stops playing ping-pong] What's the matter?
[But suddenly, Evil Kevin submerges from the ground floor, collapsing on a pile of steel bars which fall onto a sofa before trying to attack the girls; Edith swings her nun-chucks, attempting to protect her siblings, but before Kevin could devour them, a hypodermic needle is injected in his back, rendering Kevin back to normal]
Kevin: Ooh-la-la! [sits up] um, picatos?
Agnes: Kevin!
Minions: Kevin! [dog pile him]
Margo: Dr. Nefario, you’re back!
Dr. Nefario: In the flesh! Behold... [reveals an Erlenmeyer flask filled with a yellow substance] the antidote! [heads towards the jelly containers] Come on, let’s put this horrible jelly into some good use!
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[When Lucy tries to defend herself from Pollito, it is revealed that he is pecking at her purse]
Eduardo: [off-screen] Pollito! What’s the matter? [appears and picks up Pollito, petting him]
Lucy: Oh, hey! Eduardo!
Eduardo: Lucia! I apologize. Pollito, he’s not usually like this. The same thing happened the other day with... with Gru and...
Lucy: Oh, speaking of Gru...uh, have you seen him? I really need to talk to him.
Eduardo: Yes, I think he’s around here somewhere. You two are close, no?
Lucy: Oh, I don’t know. I mean close... I wouldn’t say we were “close”. Why, did he say we were close? Did he say that?
Eduardo: It’s more than what he didn’t say. For instance, he never mentioned... [turns Pollito around, who’s holding Lucy’s AVL credentials in his beak] that you were both working for the Anti-Villain League! [Lucy gasps in horror; grabs Lucy tightly] You’re coming with me. [yanks her away]
Lucy: Hey!
Dr. Nefario: [holding a Mexican flag cupcake and a drink; shocked] Crikey!
[Meanwhile, the Grus got back home from the Cinco De Mayo party]
Edith: So Eduardo's actually El Macho? Cool!
Gru: No, it is not cool. [closes the curtains] Plus, I pretty much knew it was him all along, so if anyone's cool, it's me.
[the television beeps, revealing Dr. Nefario hiding under a table]
Dr. Nefario: [by intercom] Gru!
Gru: Well, Dr. Nefario.
Dr. Nefario: [hastily] El Macho's on to you. He knows you're working for the AVL. And he's got your partner!
Gru: [confused] Lucy? Wha— that's impossible! She's on her way to Australia...
Eduardo/El Macho: [offscreen] Nefario?
Dr. Nefario: Sorry, gotta go!
[The intercom turns off]
Agnes: [gasps; referring to El Macho; worried] He's got Lucy?
Gru: [determined] Not for long. [to Dave and Stuart playing a video game] Come on. We're getting her out of there.
Eduardo: [off-screen] Pollito! What’s the matter? [appears and picks up Pollito, petting him]
Lucy: Oh, hey! Eduardo!
Eduardo: Lucia! I apologize. Pollito, he’s not usually like this. The same thing happened the other day with... with Gru and...
Lucy: Oh, speaking of Gru...uh, have you seen him? I really need to talk to him.
Eduardo: Yes, I think he’s around here somewhere. You two are close, no?
Lucy: Oh, I don’t know. I mean close... I wouldn’t say we were “close”. Why, did he say we were close? Did he say that?
Eduardo: It’s more than what he didn’t say. For instance, he never mentioned... [turns Pollito around, who’s holding Lucy’s AVL credentials in his beak] that you were both working for the Anti-Villain League! [Lucy gasps in horror; grabs Lucy tightly] You’re coming with me. [yanks her away]
Lucy: Hey!
Dr. Nefario: [holding a Mexican flag cupcake and a drink; shocked] Crikey!
[Meanwhile, the Grus got back home from the Cinco De Mayo party]
Edith: So Eduardo's actually El Macho? Cool!
Gru: No, it is not cool. [closes the curtains] Plus, I pretty much knew it was him all along, so if anyone's cool, it's me.
[the television beeps, revealing Dr. Nefario hiding under a table]
Dr. Nefario: [by intercom] Gru!
Gru: Well, Dr. Nefario.
Dr. Nefario: [hastily] El Macho's on to you. He knows you're working for the AVL. And he's got your partner!
Gru: [confused] Lucy? Wha— that's impossible! She's on her way to Australia...
Eduardo/El Macho: [offscreen] Nefario?
Dr. Nefario: Sorry, gotta go!
[The intercom turns off]
Agnes: [gasps; referring to El Macho; worried] He's got Lucy?
Gru: [determined] Not for long. [to Dave and Stuart playing a video game] Come on. We're getting her out of there.
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[When on the plane to Australia, Lucy sighs, feeling heartbroken about leaving Gru and decides to read a flight magazine. When reading it, she suddenly sees Gru]
Lucy: [confused] Say what? [snaps out of her hallucination, then looks in the magazine again, revealing a regular pilot. She flips the page, but gasps once seeing Gru. Lucy hastily shuts the magazine, then opens it again, now revealing a muscular man diving]
Stewardess: [approaches Lucy] Would you like some peanuts or pretzels? [Lucy gasps in astonishment and sees her as Gru. She suddenly hears a passenger laughing like Gru]
Passenger: That’s a good joke. [Lucy looks behind her and sees a mother holding a baby, both looking like Gru]
Baby: I just did a boom.
[Lucy gasps in horror]
Stewardess: I really need you to make a choice, hon.
Lucy: [to herself; happily] I choose Gru. [to the stewardess] I! Choose! Gru! [everyone cheers on her while Lucy gets out of her seat and opens the emergency hatch of the plane] Thank you, Gru-stewardess! [jumps out of the plane]
Stewardess: [waves at Lucy] You're welcome!
[Diving through the air, Lucy unfolds her purse into a hang glider, para-sailing on her way to Eduardo's mansion in search for Gru]
Lucy: [confused] Say what? [snaps out of her hallucination, then looks in the magazine again, revealing a regular pilot. She flips the page, but gasps once seeing Gru. Lucy hastily shuts the magazine, then opens it again, now revealing a muscular man diving]
Stewardess: [approaches Lucy] Would you like some peanuts or pretzels? [Lucy gasps in astonishment and sees her as Gru. She suddenly hears a passenger laughing like Gru]
Passenger: That’s a good joke. [Lucy looks behind her and sees a mother holding a baby, both looking like Gru]
Baby: I just did a boom.
[Lucy gasps in horror]
Stewardess: I really need you to make a choice, hon.
Lucy: [to herself; happily] I choose Gru. [to the stewardess] I! Choose! Gru! [everyone cheers on her while Lucy gets out of her seat and opens the emergency hatch of the plane] Thank you, Gru-stewardess! [jumps out of the plane]
Stewardess: [waves at Lucy] You're welcome!
[Diving through the air, Lucy unfolds her purse into a hang glider, para-sailing on her way to Eduardo's mansion in search for Gru]
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Freeze ray!
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I know it's really you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids.
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This is the best party EVER!
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We're signing you up for an online date.
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Why not? Are you scared?
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[After Agnes asks her if she is sure if they should sign Gru up for online dating] Yes, It's for his own good.