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Squid launcher! Oh yeah!
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Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please?
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They are not pajamas!
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We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal... [all the minions pull out weapons] Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet! [Dave the minion fires a missile that scatters another group of minions] Hey! Dave, listen up, please! [one of the singed minions punches Dave] Next, we are going to steal... Pause for effect. [opens skylight] ...the moon!
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When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
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Yes, yes. I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet goes.
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You've got to be pulling on my leg.
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["to Gru"] Im being persecuted for my 423 War crimes I committed in Malaysia, Gru!
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["to Gru'] This is a squid gun. Have you ever seen one? No! That's because I invented it. Oh yeah!
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[as he is falling after being shocked off of Gru's spaceship] My flight suit! [pulls a string that releases flaps like a flying squirrel; starts flying] Oh yeah! Once again, the mighty Vec- [slams into an electrical tower, which shocks him and sends him falling and screaming]
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[from the trailer] You got to be kidding me!
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[inside Gru's Iron maiden] It poked a hole in my juice box.
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[on Gru] He punched my shark!?
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[repeated line] Oh, yeah!
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[stealing the shrink ray Gru stole] Now maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! So long, Gru!