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[repeated line, whenever he has an idea] Light bulb...
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[sings] Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni-uni-unicorns, I love them. Uni-unicorns. I could pet one if they were really real, and they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me. Now I love it. La-la-la-la-la.
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[to Gru] Will you read us a bedtime story?
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[to his minions] Now, I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us. Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest... They are true. [the minions are shocked; the girls come in behind Gru] In terms of money... we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear... [sits hopelessly on a chair] we won't. [some of his Minions start to cry] We are doomed. Now it would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. I know I have fired up my resume, as I suggest that all of you do as well. [Agnes tugs lightly on his sweater; to the girls] What is it? Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk?
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[To his minions] What did we do? Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! Nice. [all cheering] That's how I roll. Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?! But that's not all! We stole the Statue of Liberty! [Minions cheer] The small one from Las Vegas. [Minions groan with disappointment] And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower. Also Vegas.
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[when interrupted by Gru when playing with toilet paper; points to Jerry the Minion] It was your cousin's idea.
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[while praying before bedtime] And please bless that someone will adopt us soon. And that the mommy and daddy will be nice. [opens her eyes] And have a pet unicorn.[Margo and Edith look at her] Amen.
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[with a stuffed unicorn before jumping for joy; in deep voice] It's so fluffy!
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Actually, we can't [Russian accent] skip the dance class today.
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Ah! Edith! Stop it.
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All right then. [to Margo and Agnes]
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.
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Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests. Girls, this is Kyle, my dog.
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Pinky promise?